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Wild Heaven blends despair with satire, hopefulness with nihilism, and sugary vocals with painful lyrics in energetic alternative rock tunes with a taste of post punk. Laura Blewitt (vocals, rhythm guitar) uses her voice to waver between sweet and screamy melodies, Aja Pollock (bass, vocals) adds dynamic and dark bass lines that bring balance and grittiness. Josh Delarosa (lead guitar) brings riffs, tremolo, and flirtations with distortion for an elevated form of alternative rock, and Andi LaGrone (drums) weaves heavy, yet catchy, beats to the tapestry of the music, creating punchy and dynamic rhythms.

Progressive(Regressive?) pop/rock/metal out of Austin, Texas with some hip-hop stylings, The Bottomless has been crafting tunes about Barton Springs, sloppy steaks, and iguanas since 2016.